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Thankfully, this age old question has finally been answered.

Warning: language.

Warning: language.

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Pleated-Jeans' Jeff Wysaski heads to Lowe's for another round of improving the names of household objects. Because let's be honest, why call it picnic table when you can call it an "elevated food floor?"

Here we see Steve "shedding some light" on a more environmentally friendly office.

Erm... excuse me... Snoop "Lion."

Oh Michael-from-The-Office, we'll miss you, even though we did nothing to commemorate your passing from the show. Now there was a missed opportunity.

~Office Lackey Jack

In 2013, we were promised flying cars. Somewhere along the way, someone took that memo and scribbled all over it as a practical joke. Science took the graffiti seriously, and now we have flying pizza delivery drones instead. Thanks, Science.

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If you get through all 2:49 of it without cringing, you may be superhuman...

... which I suppose would mean that you're just better than all of us, aren't you?

... and it allows plenty of time for reflection.

Karl Stefanovic sounds like a fun guy to work with!