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Evanescence? Hey There Delilah? Sure is weepy early 2000s music in here.

~OLJ

Boomers! Have you recently hired a whiny, entitled, passive-aggressive, constantly offended new coworker who has an odd mixture of shaky self-esteem and an inflated sense of expertise brought about by years of having information and encyclopedic knowledge at their fingertips on the internet? Then this is the training video for you!

Show them how to do what Boomers do best, like:
- Showing up on time!
- Staying awake at early morning meetings!
- Carrying out simple repetitive of

Hey, millionaires need more money too!

Oh Michael-from-The-Office, we'll miss you, even though we did nothing to commemorate your passing from the show. Now there was a missed opportunity.

~Office Lackey Jack

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