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Jack Black and Kyle Gass seemed to have some technical difficulties with the weather clicker, but can you blame them? After all, they are but men...

Erm... excuse me... Snoop "Lion."

Thankfully, this age old question has finally been answered.

Warning: language.

They say sex sells, but what else starts with 'S' and ends with 'ex?' SKRILLEX! Wrap your stupid face around the new improved type of commercial, then go out and drain your bank account to buy our useless crap! Courtesy of bass that drops harder and faster than your credit score!

Warning: language.

Dollar Shave Club has the solution to your poopy problems: One Wipe Charlies! The softest, cleanest, fastest manliest way to handle your business.

If you get through all 2:49 of it without cringing, you may be superhuman...

... which I suppose would mean that you're just better than all of us, aren't you?

Advertising in Japan is done a little differently...

... and it allows plenty of time for reflection.

Here we see Steve "shedding some light" on a more environmentally friendly office.

Evanescence? Hey There Delilah? Sure is weepy early 2000s music in here.

~OLJ

Oh Michael-from-The-Office, we'll miss you, even though we did nothing to commemorate your passing from the show. Now there was a missed opportunity.

~Office Lackey Jack

Hey, millionaires need more money too!

Pleated-Jeans' Jeff Wysaski heads to Lowe's for another round of improving the names of household objects. Because let's be honest, why call it picnic table when you can call it an "elevated food floor?"