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Pleated-Jeans' Jeff Wysaski heads to Lowe's for another round of improving the names of household objects. Because let's be honest, why call it picnic table when you can call it an "elevated food floor?"
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Evanescence? Hey There Delilah? Sure is weepy early 2000s music in here.
~OLJ
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Jack Black and Kyle Gass seemed to have some technical difficulties with the weather clicker, but can you blame them? After all, they are but men...
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Oh Michael-from-The-Office, we'll miss you, even though we did nothing to commemorate your passing from the show. Now there was a missed opportunity.
~Office Lackey Jack
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Boomers! Have you recently hired a whiny, entitled, passive-aggressive, constantly offended new coworker who has an odd mixture of shaky self-esteem and an inflated sense of expertise brought about by years of having information and encyclopedic knowledge at their fingertips on the internet? Then this is the training video for you!
Show them how to do what Boomers do best, like:
- Showing up on time!
- Staying awake at early morning meetings!
- Carrying out simple repetitive of
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In 2013, we were promised flying cars. Somewhere along the way, someone took that memo and scribbled all over it as a practical joke. Science took the graffiti seriously, and now we have flying pizza delivery drones instead. Thanks, Science.
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If you get through all 2:49 of it without cringing, you may be superhuman...
... which I suppose would mean that you're just better than all of us, aren't you?
Warning: language.
Dollar Shave Club has the solution to your poopy problems: One Wipe Charlies! The softest, cleanest, fastest manliest way to handle your business.
