windows

... IT'S MAKING ME LOSE MY DAMN MIND!!!

He will crash your computer.

Whatever puts extra distance between me and Vista is fine in my book.

~OLJ

Or Windows XP.

But that's not all!

Geez, Mr. User! Do YOU work faster when someone hits YOU with a hammer? Didn't think so!

The days when a desktop computer had one one-thousandth the hard drive capacity of your typical modern-day smartphone. Those were the days, indeed.