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Just make sure you pull out the right pen when you actually need to write something. Nothing's worse than handing something in to HR smelling like it came from a 1960s advertising agency.

Do you, like, have any seminars I could attend or anything like that? Y'know, maybe where you share some of your wizarding secrets tips for success?

To borrow from another quote: "Oh, you have trouble handling negativity, bad attitudes, and toxic people in the workplace? There's a seminar for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."