want ad

All of these requirements describe my normal interaction with strangers. I have no problem with this.

Found this ad on Craigslist....I didn't know that was considered a special skill

It's like an ad window popped up and attacked me in real life.

Was searching for part-time jobs online and Victoria's Secret is hiring... though their requirements seem a bit drastic!

True that... you have to wonder if there's an intern at Victoria's Secret who was snickering as he wrote this, just like the people writing the 1,000s of headlines during the Anthony Weiner fiasco.

Modelwerk's: The agency that will not in any way treat you like anything less than a human being with qualities that go beyond your "cute face and nice body and nice butt and nice breast."

~OLJ

Probably going to trim hedges by hula-hooping a hula-hoop with razors on the edges.

...and the desperation for a job has rarely been higher.