wait what

If they're going to fire you, the least they could do is get you some extra-spicy sauce to drown out your sorrows. The nerve...

-Water Cooler Chris

As Redditor onlyaginger put it: "Our co-worker thinks we won't work with him because he's black."

This "sign" was in the closet of the break room.

Impress all of your coworkers with this stylish piece of clothing! Or not. Probably not. Yeah on second thought that's a bad idea.

-Water Cooler Chris

Windows programs: Hit close, program takes eight minutes to close because of junk scripts and bad memory issues.

Apple programs: Well, just take a look above.

Linux programs: Search on various internet forums to figure out how to close a program for twenty minutes, at which point you realize you forgot to add the extra .dll which adds the logout shortcut. Once installed, closes perfectly every time.