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Impress all of your coworkers with this stylish piece of clothing! Or not. Probably not. Yeah on second thought that's a bad idea.

-Water Cooler Chris

As Redditor onlyaginger put it: "Our co-worker thinks we won't work with him because he's black."

If they're going to fire you, the least they could do is get you some extra-spicy sauce to drown out your sorrows. The nerve...

-Water Cooler Chris

This "sign" was in the closet of the break room.

Windows programs: Hit close, program takes eight minutes to close because of junk scripts and bad memory issues.

Apple programs: Well, just take a look above.

Linux programs: Search on various internet forums to figure out how to close a program for twenty minutes, at which point you realize you forgot to add the extra .dll which adds the logout shortcut. Once installed, closes perfectly every time.