Impress all of your coworkers with this stylish piece of clothing! Or not. Probably not. Yeah on second thought that's a bad idea.
-Water Cooler Chris
Windows programs: Hit close, program takes eight minutes to close because of junk scripts and bad memory issues.
Apple programs: Well, just take a look above.
Linux programs: Search on various internet forums to figure out how to close a program for twenty minutes, at which point you realize you forgot to add the extra .dll which adds the logout shortcut. Once installed, closes perfectly every time.