vending machine

What? You don't accept treasury bonds? Has the U.S. defaulted already? #currentevents

~Office Lackey Jack

You can't fit six letters on one side of a bottle. It's a common design issue.

Seen at the vending machine in front of the counter that I work behind.

For $1, you get regular Pop-Tarts. For $1.10, you get Pop-Tarts that are made with 10% less cardboard and therefore taste just a little bit less like crap than regular pop-tarts.

~OLJ