van

Umm... yeeeeeeeeeeah... no.

If you are, you aren't doing a very good job for it. "Vangina" is way too close to "Mangina," and we all know what twisted associations that brings up...

If Michael Bay ever did an updated, modernized version of Waiting for Godot, "Godot" would definitely be an express delivery van. That could transform into a giant cockroach. And explode on command.

~Office Lackey Jack

Roger, what's our height, Dwight?

Ooh gurl lemme check out dat heating duct!

If necessity is the mother of invention...

... then drugs are the irresponsible babysitter of invention.