van

Umm... yeeeeeeeeeeah... no.

If necessity is the mother of invention...

... then drugs are the irresponsible babysitter of invention.

If Michael Bay ever did an updated, modernized version of Waiting for Godot, "Godot" would definitely be an express delivery van. That could transform into a giant cockroach. And explode on command.

~Office Lackey Jack

Ooh gurl lemme check out dat heating duct!

Roger, what's our height, Dwight?

They're floors too! MC Escher up in this b**ch!