unemployed

The Joker would clog the toilet.

And then later, when you're (hopefully) employed and knee-deep in demeaning drudge work, you might look back at the hours you spent unemployed and remark "ahhhhh, remember when I didn't have to do this crap?" You're just forgetting the stress of job hunts and the humiliation of barely being able to provide for yourself, much less significant others or a family.

Need more check marks next to 'surf the net'.