tweet

Also known as the "Silent Tweetment."

Or post it to Reddit. "Hey guys, my burning office... for karma!" "Hey guys, my burning arm... for karma!" "Hey guys, my immolated body... upvotes?"

But if I don't tweet about it, how will anyone know I was there?!

B*hes love pizza.

Looks like the actual Portland bookstore used to film the well-known Portlandia sketch is sooo over Portlandia now.

Actually they literally wrote an open letter, 'f*ck Portlandia' about its decision to post the sign and to stop associating with the IFC show.