By Unknown
It's a literal traffic jam!
Traffic Jam
Via Doghouse Diaries
"The amount of time you will spend in traffic is directly related to the urgency of getting to your destination."
By Unknown
Based on our estimates, we have you arriving at work at about... oh... 10:30 AM.
... on Thanksgiving Day...
By Unknown
"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."
"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"
