By Unknown
"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."
"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"
Traffic Jam
By Unknown
It's a literal traffic jam!
By Unknown
It's going to be a good day, I just know it!
Via Doghouse Diaries
"The amount of time you will spend in traffic is directly related to the urgency of getting to your destination."
By Unknown
Based on our estimates, we have you arriving at work at about... oh... 10:30 AM.
... on Thanksgiving Day...
