By Unknown
"I'm gonna be late, jackass!"
Traffic Jam
By Unknown
Based on our estimates, we have you arriving at work at about... oh... 10:30 AM.
... on Thanksgiving Day...
Via Doghouse Diaries
"The amount of time you will spend in traffic is directly related to the urgency of getting to your destination."
By Unknown
"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."
"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"
