Traffic Jam

Based on our estimates, we have you arriving at work at about... oh... 10:30 AM.

... on Thanksgiving Day...

"I'm gonna be late, jackass!"

It's a literal traffic jam!

"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."

"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"

It's going to be a good day, I just know it!

"The amount of time you will spend in traffic is directly related to the urgency of getting to your destination."