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The guy who brought the video to the authorities' attention must have had a really awkward time. "So, uh, I accidentally stumbled onto a certain website while I was, uh, browsing gift ideas for my, uh, wife..."

~Office Lackey Jack

Can substitute for "buggah," or if you're feeling cliché, "crikey!"

"Well why didn't you honk your horn?" "Because I wasn't angry BEFORE it happened!"

It's going to be a good day, I just know it!

Now get out there and ride a bus!

Based on our estimates, we have you arriving at work at about... oh... 10:30 AM.

... on Thanksgiving Day...