The guy who brought the video to the authorities' attention must have had a really awkward time. "So, uh, I accidentally stumbled onto a certain website while I was, uh, browsing gift ideas for my, uh, wife..."
~Office Lackey Jack
Can substitute for "buggah," or if you're feeling cliché, "crikey!"
"Do иot woяяy my fяieиd. Just give light a little slap. Na zdoяovye!"
"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."
"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"