traffic

It's a literal traffic jam!

Can substitute for "buggah," or if you're feeling cliché, "crikey!"

The guy who brought the video to the authorities' attention must have had a really awkward time. "So, uh, I accidentally stumbled onto a certain website while I was, uh, browsing gift ideas for my, uh, wife..."

~Office Lackey Jack

"The amount of time you will spend in traffic is directly related to the urgency of getting to your destination."

If you find yourself late for work and/or stuck in morning traffic often, just pop one of these bad boys on your scooter. It's like the train scene in Inception, except a little less intimidating.

The New Zealand Transport Agency does not mess around when it comes to creating commercials.