The guy who brought the video to the authorities' attention must have had a really awkward time. "So, uh, I accidentally stumbled onto a certain website while I was, uh, browsing gift ideas for my, uh, wife..."
~Office Lackey Jack
Now get out there and ride a bus!
"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."
"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"
It's going to be a good day, I just know it!
Based on our estimates, we have you arriving at work at about... oh... 10:30 AM.
... on Thanksgiving Day...
If you find yourself late for work and/or stuck in morning traffic often, just pop one of these bad boys on your scooter. It's like the train scene in Inception, except a little less intimidating.
"The amount of time you will spend in traffic is directly related to the urgency of getting to your destination."