traffic

It's a literal traffic jam!

Can substitute for "buggah," or if you're feeling cliché, "crikey!"

"Do иot woяяy my fяieиd. Just give light a little slap. Na zdoяovye!"

"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."

"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"

Now get out there and ride a bus!