traffic

If you find yourself late for work and/or stuck in morning traffic often, just pop one of these bad boys on your scooter. It's like the train scene in Inception, except a little less intimidating.

Woof

It's going to be a good day, I just know it!

Can substitute for "buggah," or if you're feeling cliché, "crikey!"

"Well why didn't you honk your horn?" "Because I wasn't angry BEFORE it happened!"

Now get out there and ride a bus!