toilet paper

[Insert a thousand lines from a thousand movies where the characters find themselves in this situation. Seriously. Insert it. You can comment, go wild.]

I fink I mait call in sik toodae...

A terrible thing to contemplate while on the john.

I never get tired of saying this: Twilight sucks. There's probably a sizeable market of like-minded people out there who would be interested in an edition of Twilight where the story is printed on pages that are actually soft enough to use as toilet paper. Business idea!

~Office Lackey Jack

JAILBREAK.

I wonder if this is Ron Swanson's toilet paper.