toilet paper

I wonder if this is Ron Swanson's toilet paper.

Only one of these rolls is 2 Ply.

What's that? You're complaining that we're posting too many poop jokes today? Relax, this one is only number two.

[Insert a thousand lines from a thousand movies where the characters find themselves in this situation. Seriously. Insert it. You can comment, go wild.]

JAILBREAK.

I never get tired of saying this: Twilight sucks. There's probably a sizeable market of like-minded people out there who would be interested in an edition of Twilight where the story is printed on pages that are actually soft enough to use as toilet paper. Business idea!

~Office Lackey Jack

I fink I mait call in sik toodae...

You're speaking in H.R. again.