toilet paper

Or four-ply. Or eight-ply. Sixteen? Let's not get carried away.

I never get tired of saying this: Twilight sucks. There's probably a sizeable market of like-minded people out there who would be interested in an edition of Twilight where the story is printed on pages that are actually soft enough to use as toilet paper. Business idea!

~Office Lackey Jack

You're speaking in H.R. again.

Planning ahead or just saving money?

A terrible thing to contemplate while on the john.