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Think of the children! More importantly, think of these children.

"The man was upset from the beginning because he didn't get his muffin in a timely manner."

I'm surprised he didn't call his lawyer, because he seems just about that finnicky.

He just wrote the textbook for it on that napkin.

Now you won't look like a huge jackass! Happy travels!

The Spacecat was a good touch too.

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For the New York City version, simply replace all figures in the "good job" column with "nothing."