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"The man was upset from the beginning because he didn't get his muffin in a timely manner."

I'm surprised he didn't call his lawyer, because he seems just about that finnicky.

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Think of the children! More importantly, think of these children.

The Spacecat was a good touch too.

Now you won't look like a huge jackass! Happy travels!

For the New York City version, simply replace all figures in the "good job" column with "nothing."

Thee serveece was-a molto bene!