theft

And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun

~Office Lackey Jack

Yep, those two phrases usually follow each other in the span of 10 seconds flat.

~OLJ

LOL! Balrogs are illiterate!

Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

If a corporation does it, it's not robbery.

If this doesn't stop your coworkers, nothing will and they are evil.

It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.

~Office Lackey Jack