It's like an office version of Ghostwriter, but evil.

90s PBS shows

~OLJ

"Yeah, wine! Y'know, blood of Christ and all that?"

"... wine in a can, ma'am?"

"Uhh... the Lord works in mysterious ways okthanksbye!"

Found on the fridge this morning

If this doesn't stop your coworkers, nothing will and they are evil.

And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun

~Office Lackey Jack

If a corporation does it, it's not robbery.

LOL! Balrogs are illiterate!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqQD4dzVkwk