LOL! Balrogs are illiterate!

The thief helped the lunch owner dodge the TB bullet. They should be thanking them. :-)

Also, I can't imagine how serial lunch thieves wouldn't expect to contract a communicable disease eventually. Sooner or later their crimes will catch up to them.

~OLJ

It's like an office version of Ghostwriter, but evil.

90s PBS shows

~OLJ

Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

Become homeless and unemployed, steal, and get shafted out of proportion.

It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.

~Office Lackey Jack