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breakroom sign taxes theft - 4986981376
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And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun

~Office Lackey Jack

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Bad Translator coffee stealing theft - 4994205184
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Yep, those two phrases usually follow each other in the span of 10 seconds flat.

~OLJ

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breakroom creamer fridge refrigerator theft - 5199886592
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Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

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constipated fiber fridge theft - 4469643520
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If this doesn't stop your coworkers, nothing will and they are evil.

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breakroom missing raise theft - 4978030592
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It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.

~Office Lackey Jack