theft

Become homeless and unemployed, steal, and get shafted out of proportion.

LOL! Balrogs are illiterate!

How does 50,000 volts of justice taste, b**?

Yep, those two phrases usually follow each other in the span of 10 seconds flat.

~OLJ

It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.

~Office Lackey Jack

And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun

~Office Lackey Jack

Found on the fridge this morning