It's like an office version of Ghostwriter, but evil.

90s PBS shows

~OLJ

It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.

~Office Lackey Jack

"Yeah, wine! Y'know, blood of Christ and all that?"

"... wine in a can, ma'am?"

"Uhh... the Lord works in mysterious ways okthanksbye!"

Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

The thief helped the lunch owner dodge the TB bullet. They should be thanking them. :-)

Also, I can't imagine how serial lunch thieves wouldn't expect to contract a communicable disease eventually. Sooner or later their crimes will catch up to them.

~OLJ

If a corporation does it, it's not robbery.

Yep, those two phrases usually follow each other in the span of 10 seconds flat.

~OLJ

LOL! Balrogs are illiterate!