By Unknown
Become homeless and unemployed, steal, and get shafted out of proportion.
"Yeah, wine! Y'know, blood of Christ and all that?"
"... wine in a can, ma'am?"
"Uhh... the Lord works in mysterious ways okthanksbye!"
The thief helped the lunch owner dodge the TB bullet. They should be thanking them. :-)
Also, I can't imagine how serial lunch thieves wouldn't expect to contract a communicable disease eventually. Sooner or later their crimes will catch up to them.
~OLJ
Yep, those two phrases usually follow each other in the span of 10 seconds flat.
~OLJ
Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.