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breakroom sign taxes theft - 4986981376
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And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun

~Office Lackey Jack

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nun wine theft alcohol security camera senor gif gifs - 6656821504
By Unknown
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"Yeah, wine! Y'know, blood of Christ and all that?"

"... wine in a can, ma'am?"

"Uhh... the Lord works in mysterious ways okthanksbye!"

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breakroom sign tb theft - 5125567488
By JT
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The thief helped the lunch owner dodge the TB bullet. They should be thanking them. :-)

Also, I can't imagine how serial lunch thieves wouldn't expect to contract a communicable disease eventually. Sooner or later their crimes will catch up to them.

~OLJ

Bad Translator coffee stealing theft - 4994205184
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Yep, those two phrases usually follow each other in the span of 10 seconds flat.

~OLJ

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breakroom creamer fridge refrigerator theft - 5199886592
By Unknown
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Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.