It's like an office version of Ghostwriter, but evil.

90s PBS shows

~OLJ

If a corporation does it, it's not robbery.

Found on the fridge this morning

Become homeless and unemployed, steal, and get shafted out of proportion.

The thief helped the lunch owner dodge the TB bullet. They should be thanking them. :-)

Also, I can't imagine how serial lunch thieves wouldn't expect to contract a communicable disease eventually. Sooner or later their crimes will catch up to them.

~OLJ