theft

And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun

~Office Lackey Jack

Become homeless and unemployed, steal, and get shafted out of proportion.

"Yeah, wine! Y'know, blood of Christ and all that?"

"... wine in a can, ma'am?"

"Uhh... the Lord works in mysterious ways okthanksbye!"

The thief helped the lunch owner dodge the TB bullet. They should be thanking them. :-)

Also, I can't imagine how serial lunch thieves wouldn't expect to contract a communicable disease eventually. Sooner or later their crimes will catch up to them.

~OLJ

Yep, those two phrases usually follow each other in the span of 10 seconds flat.

~OLJ

LOL! Balrogs are illiterate!

Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.