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Neighbor asks homeowner if he can dig a creek through their property, but homeowner refuses, only for them to come back from vacation and see the creek, ruining their fence in the process: ‘I told him no’
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Younger sister accuses parents of favoritism after their older sister claims they are 'behind in life', despite not working a day in her life, parents demand younger sibling apologize: 'My dad told me to apologize, my sister sat there looking smug'
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Boss demands cashier clock out every time they leave the register, employee complies, only for it to get flagged by HR: ‘My timecard showed I’d left work thirteen times’
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New micromanager enforces strict office hours, employees comply leaving West Coast clients scrambling: 'Management said we had to work 8am - 5pm (ET). So we did!'
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After years of overworking, employee starts setting boundaries and gets surprised with 15% raise: 'For years I was the office try-hard'
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