television

Personally, I prefer a nice healthy card stock to clean up my angry office tears. It's absorbent, sturdy, and it wastes more company money!

-Water Cooler Chris

Nothing more gangsta than this setup.

"You never know" is probably the most open-ended disclaimer ever. If I saw that in the terms and conditions (if I ever read the terms and conditions), I'd call in a bomb squad.

~OLJ