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By Unknown
Personally, I prefer a nice healthy card stock to clean up my angry office tears. It's absorbent, sturdy, and it wastes more company money!
-Water Cooler Chris
By Unknown
"You never know" is probably the most open-ended disclaimer ever. If I saw that in the terms and conditions (if I ever read the terms and conditions), I'd call in a bomb squad.
~OLJ
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