taco bell

Sigh. Always use Clear-Eyes before going out into the world.

AND Taco Bell! What is your secret, you bastards?

If their sauce is as fiery as their comebacks, then they're good to go.

Here we see a Taco Bell located in Irvine, California. When I walked in, I half-expected to be bumrushed by a gaggle of 6-foot-tall models dressed like haute couture C3POs who immediately start fretting over my hair and makeup. Oh, and my grilled stuffed burrito smells like a GQ pull-out cologne ad. B-.

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