taco bell

"The office had Taco Bell CATER lunch? Well that explains quite a bit!"

Their Big Macs were awful. -0/10 would not eat at again.

Sigh. Always use Clear-Eyes before going out into the world.

If the apocalypse hadn't already happened, I'd be completely convinced that this was a sign of its coming.

Here we see a Taco Bell located in Irvine, California. When I walked in, I half-expected to be bumrushed by a gaggle of 6-foot-tall models dressed like haute couture C3POs who immediately start fretting over my hair and makeup. Oh, and my grilled stuffed burrito smells like a GQ pull-out cologne ad. B-.

"Adam" must have gotten a competitive offer from the KFC across the street. His ticket to a better job and a better life.

~Office Lackey Jack