taco bell

Here we see a Taco Bell located in Irvine, California. When I walked in, I half-expected to be bumrushed by a gaggle of 6-foot-tall models dressed like haute couture C3POs who immediately start fretting over my hair and makeup. Oh, and my grilled stuffed burrito smells like a GQ pull-out cologne ad. B-.

"Adam" must have gotten a competitive offer from the KFC across the street. His ticket to a better job and a better life.

~Office Lackey Jack

"Urgh... worst job ever... HEY JUDAS! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A D*CK?"

If they're going to fire you, the least they could do is get you some extra-spicy sauce to drown out your sorrows. The nerve...

-Water Cooler Chris

AND Taco Bell! What is your secret, you bastards?

He's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him!