taco bell

Must know how to use a ladder though.

The people of Bethel, AK were absolutely heartbroken when they found out that the Taco Bell opening in their town was a hoax. Approximately 97 percent of all people in Bethel who were surveyed said it was the worst thing to ever happen to them. So, to airlift their spirits, Taco Bell executives flew in a taco truck containing ingredients for 10,000 Doritos locos tacos to Bethel in what can only be described as the greatest humanitarian gesture since BP released their line of Gulf Coast tourism commercials. Not content to merely give away potentially profitable food material, Taco Bell decided to make a commercial out of the event. Because you can't spell philanthropy without "P.R."

AND Taco Bell! What is your secret, you bastards?

Because Grade Z beef has never sounded this good!

If they're going to fire you, the least they could do is get you some extra-spicy sauce to drown out your sorrows. The nerve...

-Water Cooler Chris

Here we see a Taco Bell located in Irvine, California. When I walked in, I half-expected to be bumrushed by a gaggle of 6-foot-tall models dressed like haute couture C3POs who immediately start fretting over my hair and makeup. Oh, and my grilled stuffed burrito smells like a GQ pull-out cologne ad. B-.

Their Big Macs were awful. -0/10 would not eat at again.