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Oh Mr. Sun, sun, Mr. Golden sun, please don't give me a massive sunburn and make it impossible to sit. That funky ball of gas and fire that keeps us from becoming human popsicles is a hilarious source of entertainment. So sit back, and watch your tan (or sunburn) spread with the Sun's scintillating jokes and puns.

heat wave rain sun weather - 4997684480
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That's about accurate. Everyone's predicting the heatwavepocalypse and in the Northwest we're just like lolwut? Fetch the umbrella.

~Office Lackey Jack

forecast heat wave heatstroke sun temperature weather report - 6420910592
By Unknown
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Aww yeah baby, then we're gonna have high winds blow on everything... aww yeah...