store

A legit, promotional product by Kinzua. You can see the Kinzua Hornet killer behind it. Guaranteed to repel all annoying a-holes who gossip and steal your lunch!

Inside they probably sell 2-liters of 6-Up soda and 99 Grand candy bars.

~Offce Lackey Jack

Whoa, never mind, no alphabet today!

24 Hours is a lot shorter than I remember.

This is exactly how Mondays feel for everyone.

In a word's transition from verb to noun, there are often casualties.

~OLJ