"Unclaimed Print Jobs" was begging for a change. I decided to take the SFW route.
Dennis you're fatal flaw was not putting a lower-case vowel in front of all your products. Clearly he would have been more popular had he created iWindows.
You can find way less tacky ways to LOL over Halloween today on Holidays!
In memorial, here's a little comic to start some discussion:
And, when you've decided it's not too soon anymore, you can direct your eyes to the bottom half of this post...
...but seriously. R.I.P.