stairs

I wonder what advertisement they have on the stairs

Have you even heard of Mitch Hedberg?

He's alive in broken escalators and frozen banana shops (and regular banana shops) everywhere.

Though of course, if fat people avoid the stairs and take the elevator, wouldn't the fat get fatter and the fit get fitter?

...but this should fix everything

But if I don't tweet about it, how will anyone know I was there?!

Real freakin' considerate!