stairs

Though of course, if fat people avoid the stairs and take the elevator, wouldn't the fat get fatter and the fit get fitter?

...but this should fix everything

I wonder what advertisement they have on the stairs

He's alive in broken escalators and frozen banana shops (and regular banana shops) everywhere.

Have you even heard of Mitch Hedberg?

But if I don't tweet about it, how will anyone know I was there?!

Real freakin' considerate!