stairs

Take the stairs, not the elevator. Great for your health, and for a makeshift workout when you're stuck at home, just make sure to take them one at a time, you wouldn't want to trip over some of these multi-leveled puns.

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But if I don't tweet about it, how will anyone know I was there?!

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He's alive in broken escalators and frozen banana shops (and regular banana shops) everywhere.

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Though of course, if fat people avoid the stairs and take the elevator, wouldn't the fat get fatter and the fit get fitter?