shopping

Is that so much to ask? Oh god... I need a minute...

Edit: We've had some good ones so far!

alw2671: A bottle of VIP Gin, a huge cucumber, and a tube of Preparation H.
Beth: Pregnancy test, coat hangers, drano.
Obvious Guy: Sponge-bob DVD, Cattle Prod and chocolate.
SirRealOne74: Toothpaste, toothbrush, floss. Because that'd be a first for a WalMart customer.

10/10, lol'd hard.