security

I fully expect her to jump up and pull some ninja move.

Sleeping on the job? No problem, nobody ever robs this place.

But at that very moment, Employee X was busy throwing a bucket of pig's blood at the wall en route to making his desperate scramble for freedom.

Guy getting shot in the head? Cable television. Fun bags? Rated XXX NC-17 M for Mature, should be viewed by no one ever.

Think about what your job could be like as you're getting fondled.

I guess bathroom work stalls are the new urban night-alleys. Who knew?

~OLJ

Does this hysteria remind anyone else of Y2K?

~OLJ