By Unknown
If you are currently able to do this, then Satan may have some pawning options available for you.
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Satan, not to be mistaken with the lovely fabric. The big guy downstairs used to scare people to walk the straight and narrow for nearly 2000 years. It's about time you find a reason to laugh at him, even just a bit. What do you have to fear, Purgatory? Possibly.
When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.
~Office Lackey Jack
Via CoconutsSG
People in Singapore are having a devil of a time deciding what to do about the new '666' bus line. 666 is considered by the superstitious to be the "number of the beast" in reference to Satan. Some of the Facebook comments on the Land Transport Authority announcement say using this number is insensitive. Others argue that it's perfectly reasonable.
The rest of the commenters just showed up to make jokes. 
via Singapore Land Transport Authority
Hopefully the '666' bus driver will have a sense of humor, these jokes will probably only stop when Hell freezes over. 
via relay
By Unknown
Don't get mannequins that look like they've been possessed by Satan.
Via Eat More Bikes
Do ever think they wonder about stuff? "Why am I here? What's my purpose? Did I lock my keys in my little amoeba car?"
