satan

If you are currently able to do this, then Satan may have some pawning options available for you.

People in Singapore are having a devil of a time deciding what to do about the new '666' bus line. 666 is considered by the superstitious to be the "number of the beast" in reference to Satan.  Some of the Facebook comments on the Land Transport Authority announcement say using this number is insensitive. Others argue that it's perfectly reasonable. 

The rest of the commenters just showed up to make jokes. 
via Singapore Land Transport Authority

Hopefully the '666' bus driver will have a sense of humor, these jokes will probably only stop when Hell freezes over. 

via relay

Do ever think they wonder about stuff? "Why am I here? What's my purpose? Did I lock my keys in my little amoeba car?"

When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.

~Office Lackey Jack

I didn't photoshop it. Satan did.

~OLJ

Don't get mannequins that look like they've been possessed by Satan.