However, "Slayer" has fewer words, so given the circumstances I guess I'll just follow protocol here.
-Water Cooler Chris
Perfectly understandable. The toilet paper is well-bred and -mannered and therefore has poise. It's very rude to wipe your ass with something so elegant.
There is no escape.
Personally, I always thought they would've tasted great with a marshmallow and a graham cracker.