russia

Safety? In Russia? HA! Thet iz a good oиe, my fяiend!

What's next, Google+ Shampoo?

Just a fighter jet on its way to work, move along.

Obey the parking laws... or else!

Work got you down? There's only one logical cure: boogie, of course!

Why don't we send One Direction in this direction?

I'll give you a hint: hands and arms (or lack thereof).

Please pick up after your PC.

Добро пожаловать! Please enteя your PIИ number! And your email password... do not be askink qvestions!

"Do иot woяяy my fяieиd. Just give light a little slap. Na zdoяovye!"

Better hope he doesn't let go.