russia

"Do иot woяяy my fяieиd. Just give light a little slap. Na zdoяovye!"

Work got you down? There's only one logical cure: boogie, of course!

Safety? In Russia? HA! Thet iz a good oиe, my fяiend!

Please pick up after your PC.

Obey the parking laws... or else!

Better hope he doesn't let go.

Why don't we send One Direction in this direction?

What's next, Google+ Shampoo?

Just a fighter jet on its way to work, move along.

I'll give you a hint: hands and arms (or lack thereof).

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