russia

Why don't we send One Direction in this direction?

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Work got you down? There's only one logical cure: boogie, of course!

I'll give you a hint: hands and arms (or lack thereof).

What's next, Google+ Shampoo?

Please pick up after your PC.

"Do иot woяяy my fяieиd. Just give light a little slap. Na zdoяovye!"

Just a fighter jet on its way to work, move along.

Better hope he doesn't let go.

Safety? In Russia? HA! Thet iz a good oиe, my fяiend!