russia

Obey the parking laws... or else!

Please pick up after your PC.

Why don't we send One Direction in this direction?

I'll give you a hint: hands and arms (or lack thereof).

Just a fighter jet on its way to work, move along.

Better hope he doesn't let go.

Добро пожаловать! Please enteя your PIИ number! And your email password... do not be askink qvestions!

"Do иot woяяy my fяieиd. Just give light a little slap. Na zdoяovye!"

Safety? In Russia? HA! Thet iz a good oиe, my fяiend!

What's next, Google+ Shampoo?