russia

"Do иot woяяy my fяieиd. Just give light a little slap. Na zdoяovye!"

I'll give you a hint: hands and arms (or lack thereof).

Just a fighter jet on its way to work, move along.

Obey the parking laws... or else!

Why don't we send One Direction in this direction?

Better hope he doesn't let go.

Safety? In Russia? HA! Thet iz a good oиe, my fяiend!

Please pick up after your PC.

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What's next, Google+ Shampoo?