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I'll give you a hint: hands and arms (or lack thereof).

What's next, Google+ Shampoo?

Just a fighter jet on its way to work, move along.

Work got you down? There's only one logical cure: boogie, of course!

Please pick up after your PC.

Добро пожаловать! Please enteя your PIИ number! And your email password... do not be askink qvestions!

Why don't we send One Direction in this direction?

Safety? In Russia? HA! Thet iz a good oиe, my fяiend!

Obey the parking laws... or else!

Better hope he doesn't let go.

"Do иot woяяy my fяieиd. Just give light a little slap. Na zdoяovye!"