russia

Safety? In Russia? HA! Thet iz a good oиe, my fяiend!

I'll give you a hint: hands and arms (or lack thereof).

Work got you down? There's only one logical cure: boogie, of course!

Why don't we send One Direction in this direction?

"Do иot woяяy my fяieиd. Just give light a little slap. Na zdoяovye!"

What's next, Google+ Shampoo?

Добро пожаловать! Please enteя your PIИ number! And your email password... do not be askink qvestions!

Just a fighter jet on its way to work, move along.

Better hope he doesn't let go.

Please pick up after your PC.