robbery

(Alright, alright, the sign has already been proven fake, but we thought it was still hilarious and appropriate)

Miami store owner, Sue Shimochi, reacted on instinct when several men ran into her jewelry store and began breaking glass cases. As the surveillance footage shows, she picked up a stick and began hitting the thieves to try to defend her goods. She told CBS Miami that it slowed them down and deterred them from taking more than they did. The perpetrators have not yet been caught.

Someone is getting fired.

An Arizona man who didn't realize his local bank was closed on Veteran's Day arrived only to discover that someone left the doors unlocked.

Rey Lopez entered the bank and realized no one was around. He called out and got no response.

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"I was basically inside the bank and I had access to the computers, the desks, the registers, the furniture. Anybody could have gone in there and just helped themselves to whatever," Lopez told KPHO.

After snapping a selfie of his stranger encounter, he called police to get the place locked up.

Biggest missed opportunity ever.

How does 50,000 volts of justice taste, b**?

Bandannas will be provided within.

Update: 36-year-old Ryan Liskow, of Rochester, is in custody after allegedly attempting to rob the Sterling State Bank again Tuesday after he got away Monday.

Become homeless and unemployed, steal, and get shafted out of proportion.

If a corporation does it, it's not robbery.