retail

Oooh if someone did that to me I'd ooooh why I'd ooooooh

Still pretty clever though.

~OLJ

This is how we solve shoplifting: the same way we solved schoolchildren chewing gum in British boarding schools in the 1950s.

The "Guests from Hell" twitter feed constantly updates from an (understandably) anonymous source about all of the terrible customers and occurrences in the hotel industry. Check the via link for more!

They made it work.

Don't you at least have, I don't know, a fitting room or something? No? Sigh. I'll just have to guess and go with your largest size then, cough cough.

Perhaps some more work memes will help keep that faux smile till end of shift.

And they share them on signs.