restroom

You're speaking in H.R. again.

Only one of these rolls is 2 Ply.

Now what could help out with taking a schiph?

The washroom might be to the left, but we suggest going to the right. You don't want to go in there.

And, you know, we figured since you're in here all the time anyway, we'd just make it easier on you.

Poop.

Ladies, please! Contain your photographs!

So that's where Saddam hid the WMDs! #wornoutpoliticaljokes