refrigerator

Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!

Passive aggressive level up!

So what's the next step?

"Can you describe who you think might be eating all the food?" "Yeah, her name's Debbie and she's fat as **."

It might be human flesh, but it's food to someone.

Employees get Zima.

Hopefully "investigation" is code for "party."

Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.