refrigerator

Employees get Zima.

this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.

Hopefully "investigation" is code for "party."

Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.

You're a pal. Any chance you could turn those diet cokes into wine? Or beer?

Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!

Passive aggressive level up!

So what's the next step?