refrigerator

This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Forced to clean up our leftover food every Friday? THIS IS NAZI GERMANY! I didn't know Godwin worked a desk job.

~OLJ

Hopefully "investigation" is code for "party."

Employees get Zima.

In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.

It might be human flesh, but it's food to someone.

this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.

Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!

Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

"Can you describe who you think might be eating all the food?" "Yeah, her name's Debbie and she's fat as **."

So what's the next step?