refrigerator

"Can you describe who you think might be eating all the food?" "Yeah, her name's Debbie and she's fat as **."

this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.

Hopefully "investigation" is code for "party."

Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!

This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Forced to clean up our leftover food every Friday? THIS IS NAZI GERMANY! I didn't know Godwin worked a desk job.

~OLJ

So what's the next step?

Employees get Zima.

It might be human flesh, but it's food to someone.

Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.