refrigerator

Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

You're a pal. Any chance you could turn those diet cokes into wine? Or beer?

Passive aggressive level up!

Hopefully "investigation" is code for "party."

this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.

"Can you describe who you think might be eating all the food?" "Yeah, her name's Debbie and she's fat as **."

Employees get Zima.

In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.