refrigerator

This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Forced to clean up our leftover food every Friday? THIS IS NAZI GERMANY! I didn't know Godwin worked a desk job.

~OLJ

Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!

You're a pal. Any chance you could turn those diet cokes into wine? Or beer?

So what's the next step?

Hopefully "investigation" is code for "party."

this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.

Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.