refrigerator

In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.

Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

It might be human flesh, but it's food to someone.

So what's the next step?

"Can you describe who you think might be eating all the food?" "Yeah, her name's Debbie and she's fat as **."

Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!

This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Forced to clean up our leftover food every Friday? THIS IS NAZI GERMANY! I didn't know Godwin worked a desk job.

~OLJ

this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.

You're a pal. Any chance you could turn those diet cokes into wine? Or beer?