refrigerator

"Can you describe who you think might be eating all the food?" "Yeah, her name's Debbie and she's fat as **."

In a building full of software engineers, common sense sometimes goes out the door.

Hopefully "investigation" is code for "party."

Employees get Zima.

Passive aggressive level up!

this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.

You're a pal. Any chance you could turn those diet cokes into wine? Or beer?

Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!

Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.