refrigerator

So what's the next step?

Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

Passive aggressive level up!

"Can you describe who you think might be eating all the food?" "Yeah, her name's Debbie and she's fat as **."

Hopefully "investigation" is code for "party."

Employees get Zima.

Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!

It might be human flesh, but it's food to someone.

This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Forced to clean up our leftover food every Friday? THIS IS NAZI GERMANY! I didn't know Godwin worked a desk job.

~OLJ

this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.