receipt

Oh, so it's that kind of Thai restaurant.

Ok sir, that'll be $1282.37 at the second window.

:D

I'm such a good (self) tipper!

I'm just gonna go 'head and assume I get the job, so just let me know when I start, thanks!

Bacon and eggs, naturally. He's a murderer, not a cannibal!

Just F.Y.I., 23.60 x 0.15 = 3.54. Remind me, restaurant, what are you guys smoking again? Or do you just need to go back to school?

A waiter at a restaurant in Stockton, CA needs a few manners lessons from some local third graders, because they apparently know more than he does. Also, 50 percent? That's the best you can do? Because this has free meal written all over it.

Did they order a round of Cosmotinis or something?