receipt

Helping to spread LGBT awareness among lovers of potato salad everywhere.

~OLJ

What's more precious than the innocent laughter of a child?

"All right sir, we have a 90-day 'no friendzone warranty which covers you being clingy and overly emotional. Would you like to purchase the Jealousy upgrade for only $49.99 more?"

Just F.Y.I., 23.60 x 0.15 = 3.54. Remind me, restaurant, what are you guys smoking again? Or do you just need to go back to school?

Oh, so it's that kind of Thai restaurant.

:D