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Ok sir, that'll be $1282.37 at the second window.

Bacon and eggs, naturally. He's a murderer, not a cannibal!

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Be sure to send in your misleading mail-in rebate as well, which gives you store credit that's only redeemable for, like, five days, and takes six to eight months to get mailed back to you!

Don't miss out on this lame-ass opportunity!

A waiter at a restaurant in Stockton, CA needs a few manners lessons from some local third graders, because they apparently know more than he does. Also, 50 percent? That's the best you can do? Because this has free meal written all over it.

:D

You might have missed it because of that distracting rectangle, but the receipt is filled with delightful examples of a cashier whose power has gone to his head. His Holiness indeed.

~OLJ