rage comic

It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.

~OLJ

But caffeine isn't the only culprit.

~OLJ

Hey office lackeys, I can't seem to find the source for this rage comic. If anybody has a link, I'll see if I can allot some internets for you.

Hardware whizzing: sometimes it's less about MacGyver skills and more about your bank account.

~OLJ

I can definitely see the mechanic and tradesman scenarios, but I've heard enough stories to know that WebMD has pretty much destroyed too many people's trust in a doctor's opinion.

Of course in this day an age, having any kind of job is a victory in and of itself. Which is how I rationalize Water Cooler Chris' eventual demotion.

--NNN

FAP means Friendly Adult Presence, right? Me Gusta guy is just supervising his seat partner to ward him away from potential dangers, RIGHT????

Or four-ply. Or eight-ply. Sixteen? Let's not get carried away.

Man, I feel so sorry for those "lower-class" people that have to work for fun. It's a rough world out there in this down economy.