It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.
But caffeine isn't the only culprit.
Hey office lackeys, I can't seem to find the source for this rage comic. If anybody has a link, I'll see if I can allot some internets for you.
Hardware whizzing: sometimes it's less about MacGyver skills and more about your bank account.
I can definitely see the mechanic and tradesman scenarios, but I've heard enough stories to know that WebMD has pretty much destroyed too many people's trust in a doctor's opinion.
Of course in this day an age, having any kind of job is a victory in and of itself. Which is how I rationalize Water Cooler Chris' eventual demotion.
FAP means Friendly Adult Presence, right? Me Gusta guy is just supervising his seat partner to ward him away from potential dangers, RIGHT????
Or four-ply. Or eight-ply. Sixteen? Let's not get carried away.
Man, I feel so sorry for those "lower-class" people that have to work for fun. It's a rough world out there in this down economy.