Man, I had some mushrooms and I grew, like, 50 feet man. Not mentally or developmentally or anything like that. Physically. It was so real, man.
When I say I'm quitting you, Skype, I mean I'm quitting you.
I quit with a cake, and management escorted me out. They're no fun.
"Adam" must have gotten a competitive offer from the KFC across the street. His ticket to a better job and a better life.
~Office Lackey Jack