quit

I quit with a cake, and management escorted me out. They're no fun.

When I say I'm quitting you, Skype, I mean I'm quitting you.

"Adam" must have gotten a competitive offer from the KFC across the street. His ticket to a better job and a better life.

~Office Lackey Jack

Man, I had some mushrooms and I grew, like, 50 feet man. Not mentally or developmentally or anything like that. Physically. It was so real, man.

~Mario