productivity

Pssshhh! Wasn't worth it? If it involved sex and/or bacon, then you are decidedly wrong, sir!

"Sorry boss, I've gotta bounce!"

Tim Berners-Lee, I'm looking at you, buddy!

Ever feel like you're just going in circles at your job?

Don't listen to him, desk guy. Haters gonna hate.

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See that? They're talking about you in the first sentence (or more specifically a version of you that's really into cats). So pat yourself on the back, you're being a fantastic employee right now.

~OLJ