productivity

"Sorry boss, I've gotta bounce!"

Don't listen to him, desk guy. Haters gonna hate.

Ever feel like you're just going in circles at your job?

Pssshhh! Wasn't worth it? If it involved sex and/or bacon, then you are decidedly wrong, sir!

Tim Berners-Lee, I'm looking at you, buddy!

See that? They're talking about you in the first sentence (or more specifically a version of you that's really into cats). So pat yourself on the back, you're being a fantastic employee right now.

~OLJ

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