productivity

Tim Berners-Lee, I'm looking at you, buddy!

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See that? They're talking about you in the first sentence (or more specifically a version of you that's really into cats). So pat yourself on the back, you're being a fantastic employee right now.

~OLJ

Ever feel like you're just going in circles at your job?

Don't listen to him, desk guy. Haters gonna hate.

"Sorry boss, I've gotta bounce!"

Pssshhh! Wasn't worth it? If it involved sex and/or bacon, then you are decidedly wrong, sir!