Hah, like you can read Failblog for a living. Sorry, not currently hiring for that!
~Office Lackey Jack
Good luck looking at this and not automatically playing the Nyan Cat song in your head.
For added effect, re-read while playing the Jaws soundtrack until the 9th panel. Then, after the 9th panel, play the soundtrack in reverse. Maybe a choir of angels for the last panel. Your call.
Most people, after all, find work on Sunday. Mostly by mowing lawns for the retired people who've gone to church.
Hell, the cycle is the ONLY thing that ever gets finished!