prison

If there's anything that discourages kids from a life of crime, it's an anthropomorphic penis (yes, penis - to a 6-year-old, "weiner" and "penis" are the same thing) with big googly eyes. That'd scare me away faster than the former convicts working the cash register.

~OLJ

We should have given him YOU as a last meal!

Actually, I think you could just make things easier by integrating these lists (and the one that would be made under "Work") into a single list titled "Society." Welcome to the world.

~OLJ

You'll be eligible for parole in 15 minutes.

And please, PLEASE don't put me in with them!