pr0n

His day at work must be a constant battle to hide what's going on in his pants, and something tells me he's 100 percent OK with that.

The guy who brought the video to the authorities' attention must have had a really awkward time. "So, uh, I accidentally stumbled onto a certain website while I was, uh, browsing gift ideas for my, uh, wife..."

~Office Lackey Jack

He was likely looking for the f* he never gave on the internet and just got a little sidetracked.

...judging from the app in the lower right corner.

IT help: protecting your loved ones from your darker side.

You now have the urge to google "Highway Gangbang." Come on, now. You can't do that at work.

~OLJ

... diced tomatoes?