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Production assistants who worked on blockbuster films such as 'The Wolf of Wall Street' and 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' who were in charge of parking are now suing Paramount Pictures and other associated production companies. 

The suit claims that they were not allowed to leave their assigned locations, which led them to start keeping "bottles and buckets" in their vehicles for any inevitable bathroom breaks. 

On top of that, they claim that in cold weather they had to leave their cars running continuously but were never compensated for it.  And they had to work 60-100 hours a week regularily while being paid a flat rate of $150 a day without overtime. They were also not given food on set during their 12-hour-on-average days. 

The suit is an attempt by the PAs to get compensation for such poor working conditions. 

If the smell was strong enough, management could go around sniffing people's keyboards and giving mandatory hygiene seminars to the ones whose keyboards smelled like poo.

Sometimes he should mess around with everyone's regular pooping times by placing free bran muffins in the break room.

~OLJ

What's that? You're complaining that we're posting too many poop jokes today? Relax, this one is only number two.

Also that's a fun calling in sick from work excuse we should all use at least once.