poop

And here we have the "highlighter scribbler" variety of sign posters. Desperate to emphasize his note, but without access to a color printer or design skills, he frantically scratches his highlighter back and forth across the sign in the hopes that the bright color will catch more people's eyes. As an added touch, he has signed off with the "descending emoticons" technique, in which he communicates his sadness and disapproval through a series of identical frowny-faces.

~OLJ

Also that's a fun calling in sick from work excuse we should all use at least once. 

If the smell was strong enough, management could go around sniffing people's keyboards and giving mandatory hygiene seminars to the ones whose keyboards smelled like poo.

I've been meaning to invest in some healthy fiber rich supplements for a while now, but if you're willing to run to the store for me, I'd be happy to eat your lunches!

What's that? You're complaining that we're posting too many poop jokes today? Relax, this one is only number two.