poop

Warning: language.

Dollar Shave Club has the solution to your poopy problems: One Wipe Charlies! The softest, cleanest, fastest manliest way to handle your business.

If the smell was strong enough, management could go around sniffing people's keyboards and giving mandatory hygiene seminars to the ones whose keyboards smelled like poo.

What's that? You're complaining that we're posting too many poop jokes today? Relax, this one is only number two.