pizza

Motivation done "tastefully."

I'll take a slice of violent crime with a side of urban decay, please!

In 2013, we were promised flying cars. Somewhere along the way, someone took that memo and scribbled all over it as a practical joke. Science took the graffiti seriously, and now we have flying pizza delivery drones instead. Thanks, Science.

B*hes love pizza.

Back from when we didn't hate Kanye West:

Sittin' in the hood like community colleges
This dope money here is little Tre's scholarship
Cause ain't no tuition for having no ambition
And ain't no loans for sittin' your ass at home
So we forced to sell crack, rap, and get a job
You gotta do somethin' man, your ass is grown

When the waiter singles you out for death, everyone else on the waitstaff does their best to avoid you. Dead men don't tip.