pizza

Your cat (named Meatloaf, of course) and some cash for pizza and beer. Thanks, Dad.

For added fun, have them place one in every slice and tell your co-workers you aren't hungry.

I'll take a slice of violent crime with a side of urban decay, please!

B*hes love pizza.

An intrepid Louisville, Kentucky delivery driver delivered his pizzas in spite of the fact that he was carjacked and stabbed in the back.  Coincidentally, and luckily for him, his destination was the emergency room of a local hospital. He managed to bring the pizzas into the building to make the delivery before collapsing from his wound. According to local news station WKLY, he is in stable condition and recovering well.