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The penis jokes sure are rearing their heads today.

~OLJ

Sofian Khan, professional dick photographer, is here to help you out. Check out a 'dickumentory' trailer that Khan is in below.

As if the word weren't universally silly already, they underlined it. An easy, subtle way to spruce up what is essentially another dick joke.

Grainy, but NSFW. 

Good luck trying to cut it down without making a scene that all your male neighbors will cringe just thinking about. ouch