penis

Good luck trying to cut it down without making a scene that all your male neighbors will cringe just thinking about. ouch

Grainy, but NSFW. 

The penis jokes sure are rearing their heads today.

~OLJ

As if the word weren't universally silly already, they underlined it. An easy, subtle way to spruce up what is essentially another dick joke.

Sofian Khan, professional dick photographer, is here to help you out. Check out a 'dickumentory' trailer that Khan is in below.