The draft of this post-modern magical-realist coming of age story says I'm a Copywriter, but the Jameson and Charleston Chew says Art Director. I might have to reevaluate my job responsibilities.
-Water Cooler Chris
Thanks Chris Pine, ya jerk.
Get this on a t-shirt at the NeatoShop.
Or don't, it's basically as you imagined it once you read the headline.