The draft of this post-modern magical-realist coming of age story says I'm a Copywriter, but the Jameson and Charleston Chew says Art Director. I might have to reevaluate my job responsibilities.

-Water Cooler Chris

Thanks Chris Pine, ya jerk.

Get this on a t-shirt at the NeatoShop.

Or don't, it's basically as you imagined it once you read the headline. 

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