"We are going to be telling our children's children's children's children's children about this day," promises this Olympic Games worker, whose job it is to direct foot traffic remind people via megaphone HOW EXCITING IT IS to attend the Games.
Heart her.
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The eye infection that has been plaguing Bob Costas has spread to his other eye; Costas will step down tonight in favor of (hopefully infection-free) Matt Lauer. This is how the internet responded.
Bolt on over to ROFLympics 2012! for a live blog of the opening ceremonies, plus updates on all your favorite teams and athletes!
What possible outcome did he think that was going to have? "Oh, hurr durr, I's gunna steel dee torch and I'll get awae kuz I are SOOOOO fast!" Enjoy your misdemeanor, fool.
