Irish writer Seamus O'Reilly has been trolling newspapers like Metro with "Rush Hour Crush" letters and stories of good samaritans. Though a lot of them get rejected, these hilarious fake stories have made it in the paper more than a few times. As O'Reilly told Mashable, "It's not for me to say I'm a genius of the short form letter gag. That's for others to say. On a near constant basis. To every single person that they meet." Enjoy.
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Mondays, am I right? Poor dog doesn't even look like he was supposed to BE there TODAY!
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"Italic headline italic headline blah blah blah ahasdhiqwefkhfkqh who gives a crap"
Continued on Page A6.
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Braille... in a (flat) newspaper ad. Seems legit.
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Luckily he didn't have any money.
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Ugh, forget it, I'll just stand up.
