news headlines

So, uhh... why report the part about the cardigan again?

"Police have cornered the suspect who reportedly put as many as 25 words on single line of this text. If caught, he faces...

... a lengthy sentence."

Obviously your just biased.

Wat.

Broken news is more like it

That's one strong plane!

Man, the news sucks tonight! When are we gonna get to the robberies and homicides?