news headlines

"Police have cornered the suspect who reportedly put as many as 25 words on single line of this text. If caught, he faces...

... a lengthy sentence."

Obviously your just biased.

Man, the news sucks tonight! When are we gonna get to the robberies and homicides?

Wat.

Broken news is more like it

That's one strong plane!

Fire... destroyed by... wut?

So, uhh... why report the part about the cardigan again?