news headlines

Man, the news sucks tonight! When are we gonna get to the robberies and homicides?

Obviously your just biased.

Fire... destroyed by... wut?

So, uhh... why report the part about the cardigan again?

That's one strong plane!

Wat.

Broken news is more like it

"Police have cornered the suspect who reportedly put as many as 25 words on single line of this text. If caught, he faces...

... a lengthy sentence."