Neil deGrasse Tyson

Now Titanic can truly be described as historically accurate. The lesson here is that you can't be lazy about your science with NDT.

"Citizens should be on the lookout for a suspected badass when driving near the intersection of DeGrasse Avenue and Tyson Street this evening. Suspect is wearing a blue shirt, tacky cargo pants, and is believed to be armed (with two huge guns to be exact).