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Greetings fellow office peons! Water-Cooler Chris has been demoted to the mailroom after an incident involving a cat, a stockpile of office highlighters, and a fair amount of hallucinogenic drugs that I may or may not have slipped into his coffee.

I'm his replacement, New Guy Nick, and I'll be providing you with your work-related LOLs for the duration (or at least until Water-Cooler Chris figures out a suitable revenge plot).

Two Kings of the Kitchen. Two Gurus of Gastronomy. Two Shahs of Charcuterie...

Gordon Ramsay. Swedish Chef. One has 14 Michelin Stars. The other has 14 Røyal Børkäflöögëndøøgen Awärds from the Ëmperør of Sweden...

Now, for the first time, they face off in an epic battle of wits and will to see who is the true master of all things meal-related!

In the words of Iron Chef's Chairman Kaga: "Allez cuisine!!!"