monitor

He's using the computer as a paperweight.

Please pick up after your PC.

Bought to make it easier to see cat pictures, used to scare away actual cats. The internet age.

~OLJ

BOOM! HOW DO LIKE THAT? YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T THROW MY NOKIA AT YOU!

It's like a CGI puppet show, except the cost of the puppets range in the thousands. Probably more like an extremely low-budget movie where the actors' faces are as fixed and unmoving as the plot.