microsoft word

Though to be fair, that's not a rule, just a question.

Okay, I use Microsoft Word, but not THAT much!

Better call Microsoft and find out where I can get hold of some of that demonized water.

Stop using Microsoft Word.

Ha! What a dumb title! There's no way that could be true.

But I want to watch just to see how dumb it is...

Hmm, okay, that's a decent point... but it's just one decent point!

Huh, well that's... wait, really?

Seriously? This is... What? You've got to be kidding me...

My nightmares included.