marketing

"You Worthless Consumer-Zombie Bastard!"

Well played.

Can't tell if regular guy or secret Diaspora marketing man...

Here at Cheezburger, we know a good cheeseburger when we see one. Trust us. Unfortunately, fast food often fails to live up to the images of it we see on commercials. So, just how do they make heartburn with pickles look so darn wholesome? I'll give you a hint: it's not plastic... I think.