management

It's really designed to make people stop in contemplation of the zen-like defiance of logic and wander away, rather than simply to order them not to go through the door-not-door.

Now I know exactly what I want to throw away.

They should probably hire an employee network liaison to facilitate communication.

~OLJ

We don't have any bulls* because the customers already provide plenty of it.

Dude. Whoa.

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Interesting concept, but on some level it seems like a last-ditch attempt to make the worst aspects of management seem cool and hip. Sort of like telling a high school English class that Shakespeare was basically like a rapper.

Also, if you want multiple angles you should ask the security guys for the tape.

Get it?!